Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Suddenly, the Grammys are relevant again

Reunited and it feels so good.

4 comments:

Chim Richalds said...

Yes.

The Grammys are relevant.

To the year 1983.

1/30/2007 6:46 PM
lanyard said...

Another Grammys: ugly, boring
Evanescence belches crap into the sky
Sting struts, unhinged, through his manor
He still thinks he's an awesome guy
Fergie pouts and preens like a
Cheap tart on Fergalicious Street
So a slack-jawed audience will watch
But every single Grammys, with its so-called artists
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch

1/31/2007 11:42 AM
Chris Serico said...

+10 for song parody of "Synchronicity II"
-3 for Evanescence slam
-2 for Sting sting
+1 for Fergie funny
+3 for Grammy gag

=9 points for Lanyard. Redeem them at a nearby Dave & Busters.

1/31/2007 11:56 AM
lanyard said...

+56 points awarded to correct for usage of faulty scoring system and resulting mental distress -->

65! I pass!

1/31/2007 12:09 PM

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