Tuesday, April 27, 2010

But he's so dreamy!

Twitter limits Tweets to 140 characters and bios to 160. Your life is only 14 percent more valuable than your shout-out to Justin Bieber.

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign

But now it will bask in soft lighting and get its O's enlarged.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Forget tonight, I need you right now

Take one of my favorite bands of all time (INXS), let Beck and his buddies rearrange one of their classics, and you get this sexbomb:

Record Club: INXS "Need You Tonight" from Beck Hansen on Vimeo.

Busted mid-burger

Where's the HBO Confessionals spinoff in which Wendy's customers admit to knowing too many lyrics to George Benson's "Turn Your Love Around"?

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Because Thomas Jefferson always wanted to be lumped in with the 'Mayor' of your local Walmart

Now that the Library of Congress is archiving Tweets, all I have to do to find a Tweet that's more than three days old is fly to D.C.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

See me after class

Those who say "Those who can't, teach" are those who will never learn.

Saturday, April 03, 2010

This Buffalo Wild Wings is like some kind of ... Hot Wings Time Machine!

Odd coincidence, considering I saw this LED display just footsteps away from the movie theater, where I'd just seen "Hot Tub Time Machine."

There's a moment in the movie when Craig Robinson starts to play "Jesse's Girl" and the audience gears up for something awesome to happen, then the camera suddenly cuts away. It's typical for a movie that's always in on the joke, which is only funny half the time.