Cleveland rocks
Remember my breakdown of who should be in this year's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame class, in order of most worthy to least worthy? Well, green means they're in, red means they're not.
YES
-Van Halen (as long as Gary Cherone is not inducted)
-R.E.M.
EH
-Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (I'd say yes, but it is a ROCK hall of fame, after all)
-The Ronettes
-The Stooges
NO
-Chic
-Patti Smith
-Dave Clark Five
-Joe Tex
Why read actual news stories that omit Gary Cherone when you can get all your useless info on Varsity Basketweaving?