Saturday, September 25, 2010

Bow down, minions! Oh, wait, those are onions.

I am drunk with power! Wait. No. Bourbon. Drunk with bourbon.

Does whatever a shampoo can

I worry I'm dismissing Spidey Sense as dry scalp.

Mind over Vanna

We will never advance as a society as long as "Wheel of Fortune" has higher median payouts than "Jeopardy."