Special Valentines Unit

Nothing speaks the language of love quite like a refreshing Ice-T declaring his intentions for your tail.

I really would have purchased these cards for my girlfriend, as "Law & Order: SVU" is one of her favorite shows. But evidently there are as many requests for these things as there are witty retorts by Munch.

I think the only way to present these cards to someone in person would be with the official "L&O" transitional sound effect. You know, the echoey gavel sound that resonates while the following scene is described on a black screen?

"Honey, you mean the world to me. After this romantic dinner, let's head down to the precinct for some steamy interrogation under a hot, fluorescent light." KUNGKUNG!

The SVU Valentine link is courtesy of the ultra-mysterious K, who first made herself known to the Varsity Basketweaving community by reaffirming the greatness that is Bill Murray in a comment on my rambling Golden Globes post.

KUNGKUNG!