Thursday, July 23, 2009

Yearning and burning

Both Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah" and Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" start with a deep breath, but only one ends with chlamydia.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Fun with the Twitter hashtag #failedwesterns

Here are some of my submissions for the #failedwesterns Twitter meme that trended last week. I noticed some of these were later Tweeted by some of the people I follow and respect on Twitter, so that was a pretty cool coincidence.

  • Hi, Noon!
  • 3:10 To Yo Mama
  • Dances With Robert Wuhl
  • Middle-Aged Guns
  • Bronzerado
  • Rio Bravo's Real Housewives of Deadwood
  • Lonesome Dove, sponsored by Dove Moisturizing Cream
  • The Assassination of Jessie Spano by the Coward Caffeine Pills
  • The Assassination of Rick James by the Coward Cocaine
  • City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold
  • Sorry, We Can't Wire Cash To Your Mom*
*Whoops, that was for the hashtag #failedwesternunion

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

For someone who's never smoked pot (but has nothing against it), I had a lot of fun with this

Here are my submissions for the #stonerlit Twitter meme launched today by blog god Alex Blagg:

  • Bong Quixote
  • The Smugglers Karamazov
  • For Whom The Joint Rolls
  • Spliff Family Robinson
  • The Blunt of Monte Cristo
  • Doug Benson Crusoe
  • Indifferent Expectations
  • Baked Expectations
  • Crime And Totally Unreasonable Punishment Under The Rockefeller Laws

Kim Ployable?

Sometimes I think Kim Possible grew up, fell on hard times, and settled for a job as Erin Esurance.