Making Terrell Owens look good ... by default

ESPN and the Associated Press are reporting that Terrell Owens has fired publicist Kim Etheredge, who's famous for uttering, "Terrell has 25 million reasons why he should be alive" — referring to his $25 million contract — amid speculation that T.O. tried to kill himself via drug overdose.

With P.R. like that, who needs enemies?