These guys write bad

I think all writers have moments when they think there's something awful about their writing. Well, some writers are writing poorly on purpose in the hopes of winning a $250 grand prize.

We have a winner.

Here's a sample of a winning entry: "The rising sun crawled over the ridge and slithered across the hot barren terrain into every nook and cranny like grease on a Denny's grill in the morning rush, but only until eleven o'clock when they switch to the lunch menu."