Year in Review: Celebrity Haiku

As I've promoted to death on this blog, I also write for Suburbarazzi, a Journal News blog about the celebrities that have some connection to the northern suburbs of New York City.

The head blogger asked us to do some year-in-review material, so I opted to do it in the form of Haiku. I'll update this post as I add more, but here are my first five:

• Bill Murray
• Keith Olbermann
• Hayden Panettiere
• DMX
• David Letterman

Update! • John Schneider