Celebrity dungeons

Which pair of celebrity parents would you rather have? Britney Spears and Kevin Federline or Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise?

According to a Best Week Ever poll directed at pop culture nerds like me, more people would rather listen to daddy talk about Body Thetans than sit as a newborn in the front seat with mommy driving.

This is one of those moments when someone would tell me, "YOU HAVE TO PICK!" and I'd reply with, "No, and give me back my Blankie!" But if Blankie's safety were compromised, I'd probably opt for my own "Mission Impossible IV."