Onion + Sports = New Levels of Procrastination

Yes. Yes. And more yes. Behold the glory that is Onion Sports. Although it doesn't boast the expert opinions of ESPN Page 2, it more than compensates with its lack of censorship.

Want some headline samples? How about "Apparently Soccer Player Just Did Something Really Good" and "Vikings Quickly Sign Released Panthers Cheerleaders." Yeah, I thought so.


If you're all Peter Frampton-like and feel like I feel, check out the stock car photo and caption at the bottom of this week's page.