K-Fed up

Kevin Federline. Luciano Pavarotti. The talent spectrum defined.

Taking a cue from his wife, Kevin Federline is poppin' a cap in music's ass. K-Fed's unreleased rap record (yes, rap record), "Y'all Ain't Ready," was leaked on the 'Net and (unintentionally?) summons the name of opera singer Luciano Pavarotti:

But maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me

This might be the funniest thing involving an opera singer not named Enrico Palazzo.

What's even funnier is that some Web sites are claiming his idiocy with Italian people and phrases is intentional. "Pavarottis," these sites claim, are his nickname for the paparazzi. Right. And Jessica Simpson's initial quips about Chicken of the Sea and Buffalo wings exhibited her mastery of deadpan humor.

Quoting Lloyd Grove, who reported the story for The (New York) Daily News: "To be fair, 'paparazzi' if a very difficult word to pronounce if you're an unemployed backup dancer from Fresno." Zing!