News Reporter Pose 101

ACTION NEWS!

Chris delivers the news you need to know. When you need to know it. Or sometimes a few days before you need to know it.

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Or sometimes you don't even need to know it. But you feel bad and will just put up with it just to make Chris feel better. Weeknights at 11.

ACTION NEWS!

His purple shirt will hypnotize you. His temporarily suburned nose will intrigue you. Or make you think he's drunk. Or both. And the expression on his face means he means business. Or that he's just bored. Either way, he's got the news he thinks he knows you need to know.

ACTION NEWS!

So when you need the news, or at least a few crappy links with some commentary surrounding them, turn to Chris on this Blog post for the latest in ridiculousness. Or some news and sh*t.

ACTION NEWS! WEEKNIGHTS AT 11!