Pizza Hut promotes attempt to make actual pizza

Today during a rerun of Vh1's "Celebrity Rehab" reunion special, I saw a commercial promoting Pizza Hut's Pizza Mia pie, made with "whole-milk mozzarella and sauce made from vine-ripened tomatoes."

Makes you wonder what's in their other pizzas, which are more closely related to the biscuit family.

To paraphrase the '80s jingle, "Pizza Huuut... Makin' Me Hate!"