Only the Power Glove ages worse than this 'Legend of Zelda' rap

I remember this Nintendo commercial being awful WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD. It's much, much worse now:

Three subtle things to listen for:

1. The way spiky-haired boy neglects to separate lines into distinct sentences, opting for a flat reading of both in one breath. "Nice graphicside like to get my hands on that game."
2. "Wiki wiki wig!"
3. "Your parents help you hook it up, (stupid)."