Red BlackBerry Pearl? Pick a color and go with it!

I have an idea for a new product! Let's name it after three completely different colors and annoy the crap out of Chris!

Is it red? Is it blackberry? Or is it pearl?

Oh, it's all three, you say? Not maddening at all!

At least have the decency to come up with a brand name that has no potential for contradiction based on the actual color of the product.