The synth trumpets in Suzanne Vega and DNA's "Tom's Diner" (first heard at the 48-second mark) ...
... are just like those used from the 11-second mark on in the theme to "Seinfeld" ...
... whose characters meet there to eat.
Before I get the snooty/snotty comments, I'm well aware the restaurant is remade into "Monk's" on the show, but the real-life name of the place is Tom's.
The Transportation Security Administration posts this advice on making your airport line experience as quick as possible:
"If a security officer needs to inspect a package, they may have to unwrap your gift."
If that's not the TSA's go-to pick-up line, I don't know what is. (RELATED.)
Also, ladies, underwire bras can set off airport metal detectors, according to the same, very lonely TSA peronnel.
As one friend of mine added, "They also have to remove them themselves. (They're) trained professionals."
When I think of some girls, my heart skips a beat. Then I put down the burger and punch my sternum.
Macy Gray will be on the new season of "Dancing With The Stars." I wonder if she'll dance to all of her hit.
In tonight's Yankee game on YES, the logo for the GEICO Play of the Game wound up obscuring the GEICO Play of the Game:
It's even more amusing/bemusing in video form:
