Al Roker gets his Scrant-on

For once in my life, I wish I were in Scranton, Penn.

Al Roker's day in ‘The Office’

I still favor Joe Girardi for the Yankees' managerial position, but he'll never make a poster as cool as this

If Don Mattingly gets the job and commits as much to it as he did for this poster and his cameo on "The Simpsons," the Yanks will win 10 consecutive World Series.

Just when I thought I was too old for Halloween costumes

My friend Eugene alerted me to this video of costumes that are so uncool they're phenomenal. They are, of course, more than meets the eye:

Of course, I'm also dying to see how these guys "transform" when they're drunk. That's a good way to bust an axle.