Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Suddenly, the Grammys are relevant again

Reunited and it feels so good.


Rory B. Bellows said...


The Grammys are relevant.

To the year 1983.

Bri said...

best. news. ever.

Since the DLR/VH reunion tour news, anyway.

lanyard said...

Another Grammys: ugly, boring
Evanescence belches crap into the sky
Sting struts, unhinged, through his manor
He still thinks he's an awesome guy
Fergie pouts and preens like a
Cheap tart on Fergalicious Street
So a slack-jawed audience will watch
But every single Grammys, with its so-called artists
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch

Chris Serico said...

+10 for song parody of "Synchronicity II"
-3 for Evanescence slam
-2 for Sting sting
+1 for Fergie funny
+3 for Grammy gag

=9 points for Lanyard. Redeem them at a nearby Dave & Busters.

lanyard said...

+56 points awarded to correct for usage of faulty scoring system and resulting mental distress -->

65! I pass!