Monday, December 28, 2009

There's a slap for that

The same people who tell you to "Get a Mac" when you have a problem with a PC are likely to say "Get a sister" when your brother dies.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry SMSmas

Perhaps the only thing more disingenuous than friends' impersonal texts wishing me (and countless others) happy holidays is the anger I allegedly feel about getting them.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Hey, you're not Ringo!

I wonder how many kidnappings transpired in 1966 due to shady van-drivers' shouting "The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away!" at gullible hippies.