I am drunk with power! Wait. No. Bourbon. Drunk with bourbon.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
I worry I'm dismissing Spidey Sense as dry scalp.
We will never advance as a society as long as "Wheel of Fortune" has higher median payouts than "Jeopardy."
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Sorry, Usher, but if I have to dance dance like it's the last last night of my life life, it's gonna look a lot like flailing and trampling.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The stegosaurus was the hipster of the Jurassic: Body mohawk, vegan diet and overprotective about Dinosaur Jr.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
If first is the worst and second is the best, there probably aren’t a lot of metrosexual bronze medalists.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Top Chef > Top Chef Masters chefs > Top Chef chefs > Top Chef Masters > Top Kill
Friday, May 21, 2010
The Parents Television Council: Fearing actual parenting since 1995.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Every time I hear Sam Rockwell, I confuse him with Dean Stockwell, who was paired with a TV character named Sam.
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Twitter limits Tweets to 140 characters and bios to 160. Your life is only 14 percent more valuable than your shout-out to Justin Bieber.
But now it will bask in soft lighting and get its O's enlarged.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Take one of my favorite bands of all time (INXS), let Beck and his buddies rearrange one of their classics, and you get this sexbomb:
Where's the HBO Confessionals spinoff in which Wendy's customers admit to knowing too many lyrics to George Benson's "Turn Your Love Around"?