I love being wealthy in the Hamptons

Some spot-on commentary about pompous humor, courtesy of the rockin' site McSweeney's:

FUTURE WINNERS
OF THE NEW YORKER CARTOON
CAPTION CONTEST.
By Roy Futterman

"You are doing something unusual, Harold!"
"I certainly am in a bar with other businessmen."
"This desert island is a bummer."
"I love being wealthy in the Hamptons."
"I'm saying a cliché in a different context, Pam."
"Boy, I sure do like intercourse."
"I'm thinking something incongruous to what I'm doing."
"Wanda, we are doing some nutty things in this picture!"