Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Kids today and their rock and roll

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Dani California" is a hit. OK, I like a lot of your music, Peppers, but we get it. You love California, hence your last album name, recent single, affinity for the Lakers and about half of your material. Can't wait for your next single, "Under The Gerald Desmond Bridge."

2. The chorus of Hawthorne Heights' hit single "Saying Sorry" would rhyme better if the lead singer were Canadian:

"Saying goodbye this time, the same old story.
Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry."

Somewhere, Nickelback and Alanis Morisette are kicking themselves for not writing that song. "I'm sore-ree, Moose."

3. Bananarama has new album coming out called "Drama." I'm guessing the rejected names were "BananaDrama," "Drama Mamas," "Dramarama," "Diarama" and "20 Years of Cruel Summers."