Star-crossed

Christina and Marianne are my friends. Flash animation is a friend to all. (Right, Homestar?)

Here are true stories about these two fine ladies, as interpreted by Scott Bateman through the aforementioned Internet-friendly medium:

Christina meets RuPaul. Marianne meets John Tesh.

Two of the four will appear in an upcoming Upright Citizens Brigade production. Go see it for just $5 at 8 p.m., Feb. 22!