Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Signs I expect to see in Grand Central after witnessing a shoeshine station's 'Do Not Sit On Chairs' placard


"Do Not Eat Food In Dining Concourse."

"Tickets Are To Be Purchased Without A Financial Transaction."

"No Boarding Any Train."

"Stop Breathing Air."

"Contact With The Floor Is Strictly Prohibited."

2 comments:

K said...

"DO NOT READ THIS SIGN."

Chris S. said...

We have a winner.