'The Sizzler' awaits

I realize that my previous Varsity Basketweaving post about Lindsay Lohan is my unintentional homage to "Best Week Ever." They already have a Chris Jericho (although that is a stage name), but I am challenging him to a witty-banter-off, perhaps during a Nassau Coliseum ladder match, for BWE supremecy. Prepare yourself to bask in my snark in front of a rechargable yellow background!