Thursday, July 07, 2005

Something smells funny

Yes, this Daily News article itself is interesting, particularly because I'm in Grand Central Terminal an average of two or three days a week, but if you're looking for a story with an easy, Leno-like punchline, here you go.

Need a preview? Here's the opening paragraph:

The Federal Department of Homeland Security released gas in Grand Central Terminal last month in a secret study of how dangerous chemicals might flow through the landmark in a terrorist attack.

Insert jokes here. Or, preferably, in the Comments section of this posting.


Rachel said...

what do you do all day long??

Chris S. said...

Today? I'm just waiting for sources to call me back. Hence the shameless bloggery.