Missing the War (in the Symphony Hall balcony)

Ben Folds was a guest of the Boston Pops for the orchestra's opening night at Boston Symphony Hall last night, when a fist-fight broke out in the balcony.

Maybe the fight was a front so that Keith Lockhart could maintain his street cred. Next stop: the Source Awards.

But if it's legit, what's wrong with kids today? I mean, Salieri and Mozart knew how to really throw down back in the day: dueling operas. Ain't no dis track like a Mozart dis track, 'cuz a "Dies Irae" don't stop!