Battle of the UnADtainables: Kia Lady v. Kindle Lady
And now for a new feature for an old blog: Battle of the UnADtainables — an excuse for me to post pictures/videos of commercial actresses who are out of my league to boost their egos and my blog hit count. Everybody wins! (But mostly they do.) Today's edition is a blonde battle: Kia Lady v. Kindle Lady.
Kia Lady:
Name: Unknown. (Seriously, Internet? Get on this already.)
Pros: Likes teddy bears; killer smile; makes the most memorable 3-second cameo among Super Bowl ads this side of Betty White; comes across as accessible as she is merely promoting a Kia; wears earmuffs that muffle my "OH MY GOD, SHE'S SO HOT!" exclamation from the other side of the TV.
Cons: Probably doesn't like it when men call her the Kia Lady as opposed to her unknown name; hasn't been seen in subsequent (shorter) versions of the commercial; is merely promoting a Kia; probably does not date men who drive a car by Kia or its affiliate, Hyundai; I have no easy access to hot tubs.
EXHIBIT A:
Kindle Lady:
Name: Annie Little.
Pros: That's actually her singing in the Kindle commercial; playful and imaginative; clothes fall off her while being pleasantly ejected from airplanes; has a great imagination; likes costumes; has appeared on "Mad Men."
Cons: Accident-prone (falls out of planes, off bicycles); hangs around stabby folk and bears; is a little too comfortable wearing a mustache; has been with Don Draper already, rendering all other men moot.
EXHIBIT B:
So who's hotter? Post your comments below.
7 comments:
No contest here: Kindle lady is absolutely hotter!
It really is amazing how many pretty girls they get to be in commercials. Where do they all come from?
Kia Girl.
Absolutely.
And the less we know about her, the better.
Kindle Lady, simply because not only is she pretty but she can SING too.
The brunette dancing with Sock Monkey ... I know she wasn't a choice, but Kia girl needs to touch up her roots and Kindle girl looks like she might be spastically annoying.
Brunette with Sock Monkey is also clutch, but hot-tub blonde knocked me out the first time I saw her.
Kia Lady... by a nautical mile. Sha-wing!
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