Thursday, April 12, 2007

I hate you

No, not you, the loyal VB reader. The guy behind me right now at Panera in Yorktown, the loudest sandwich chewer on the face of the earth. Gross.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

In order to become a lawyer in Texas, you have to pass a test on professional ethics. While taking my test, I was seated right next to the loudest breather in the world. I swear, her nostrils must have been measurable only in micrometers. She practically groaned with every breath. And to make matters worse, she was pregnant, so she kept shifting uncomfortably in her seat while groaning.

Naturally, I was distracted in my test-taking by weighing the irony of murdering a pregnant woman while taking an ethics test.

-- The Comish (sic)

5/02/2007 7:15 PM

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