Varsity Basketweaving
Saturday, September 25, 2010

Bow down, minions! Oh, wait, those are onions.

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I am drunk with power! Wait. No. Bourbon. Drunk with bourbon.

Does whatever a shampoo can

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I worry I'm dismissing Spidey Sense as dry scalp.

Mind over Vanna

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We will never advance as a society as long as "Wheel of Fortune" has higher median payouts than "Jeopardy."
Wednesday, August 18, 2010

DJ Got Us Fearin' The End

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Sorry, Usher, but if I have to dance dance like it's the last last night of my life life, it's gonna look a lot like flailing and tr...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I feel the pain of extinction / Then I feel nothing

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The stegosaurus was the hipster of the Jurassic: Body mohawk, vegan diet and overprotective about Dinosaur Jr.
Saturday, July 10, 2010

Does bronze chafe?

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If first is the worst and second is the best, there probably aren’t a lot of metrosexual bronze medalists.
Saturday, June 26, 2010

Your desk! Look at your desk, woman!

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Top this

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Top Chef > Top Chef Masters chefs > Top Chef chefs > Top Chef Masters > Top Kill
Friday, May 21, 2010

Honest slogans

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The Parents Television Council: Fearing actual parenting since 1995.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Quantum Leaps

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Every time I hear Sam Rockwell, I confuse him with Dean Stockwell, who was paired with a TV character named Sam.
Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Does the FBI have Google?

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Because one search would have found the Times Square bomb suspect much sooner:
Tuesday, April 27, 2010

But he's so dreamy!

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Twitter limits Tweets to 140 characters and bios to 160. Your life is only 14 percent more valuable than your shout-out to Justin Bieber.

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign

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But now it will bask in soft lighting and get its O's enlarged.
Thursday, April 22, 2010

Forget tonight, I need you right now

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Take one of my favorite bands of all time (INXS), let Beck and his buddies rearrange one of their classics, and you get this sexbomb: Record...

Busted mid-burger

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Where's the HBO Confessionals spinoff in which Wendy's customers admit to knowing too many lyrics to George Benson's "Turn ...
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I will host your game show for scale. A journalist by trade, I also dabble in music, voice-overs and comedy in NYC. You can more frequently follow me on Twitter (@ChrisSerico). I heart air hockey and cheeseburgers. For those about to rock, I salute you.
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