Everything that's wrong with everything

Overheard on Project Runway: "Children nowadays are very fashion-forward. Especially when you're 8."

Stick to roses, champ

Remember, fellas: Ninety-eight percent of the "romantic" things that win over ladies in the movies backfire in real life. The only thing that'll be In Your Eyes is a restraining order.

Happy Valentine's Day(?)

Julian Casablancas' "Out of the Blue" sounds like Johnny Cash perked up and let Beck take over the Strokes' arrangements

And I absolutely dig it.

Your own friends' compliments aren't enough; you need to bolster your fragile ego with some stranger's drunken words about someone you don't know

Today's Facebook Game is Urban Dictionary Name Day — a glorified version of this...
... and apparently only for girls.