For someone who's never smoked pot (but has nothing against it), I had a lot of fun with this

Here are my submissions for the #stonerlit Twitter meme launched today by blog god Alex Blagg:

• Bong Quixote
• The Smugglers Karamazov
• For Whom The Joint Rolls
• Spliff Family Robinson
• The Blunt of Monte Cristo
• Doug Benson Crusoe
• Indifferent Expectations
• Baked Expectations
• Crime And Totally Unreasonable Punishment Under The Rockefeller Laws