Because Perry Farrell is the very beacon of masculinity

I accidentally left my portable Sirius satellite radio component at home today, so I decided to listen to K-Rock, which seems to be a little defensive, and contradictory, in its latest pitch to listeners.

Between songs at about 4:45 p.m., the raspy male K-Rock announcer told listeners to listen elsewhere if they wanted "high-brow, metrosexual radio stations."

Before I had time to be offended, K-Rock proceeded to play Jane's Addiction's "Jane Says."

Just sayin'.
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